epic-humor:

dionthesocialistSometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.


the-beauty-of-words-blog:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

the-beauty-of-words-blog:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!




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thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

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Me when I found out Placebo is going to have a world tour

Me when I found out Placebo is going to have a world tour

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thecakebar:

so adorbs!